Month: October 2012
Soleil for President
2. Soleil will make sure all children, 5 and up, have iphones. These iphones will have a feature called *pop outs*. These *pop outs* will access anything you need. Need food? Need clothing? There’s
3. Soleil sees a future where money is not needed… except to buy your iphone. This will be our only need for money – so that no one is greedy.
4. Soleil will equip every house with an invention – a button. You will push this button to set up parties or a place for gymnastics. She sees a future where everyone will be healthier by having parties and doing gymnastics. Sounds good to me.
5. Soleil will ensure all bad people are exiled to space. This point speaks for itself.
Soleil for President, Everyone – Hip Hip Hooray!
Obviously I live in reality and Soleil is not a presidential candidate. Just to clarify any confusion. Although she does have some wonderful ideas, her name won’t appear on the ballot.
We will have to make a *for real* decision for this upcoming election. How will you decide?
As a Christ follower, The Bible is my ultimate authority.In this “election season” I am reminded of Romans 13:1-14.
Yes, I will choose a *for real* candidate. But first, I choose to pray continually, trust wholeheartedly and live my life fully… so that~regardless of the election outcome~I know God is in control.
He’s got this.
5 lies we believe.
5 lies we believe…
1. you’re. not. cool. if you don’t own a pair of TOMS shoes. and the Bobs Skecher version doesn’t count. and neither does the Payless version. if they even have a version. sorry.
the truth is ~ TOMS shoes are impacting the world in a great way. buy one give one. but you don’t have to own a pair of TOMS to be a cool and giving person.
2. you’re. not. hip. if you’re not on Pinterest. sorry. you’re just not. and you have to be invited into Pinterest. so you probably don’t have any hip friends either.
the truth is ~ Pinterest is hip and trendy. for now. but don’t feel bad if you haven’t been invited and you’re not ‘pinning’ anything. life will go on. i promise.
3. you’re a terrible housekeeper if you leave dishes in the sink. or on your counter. over night. you will start the day tomorrow with dirty dishes in the sink. you are already behind. just give up now.
the truth is ~ you can do the dishes in the morning. really. they will still be waiting patiently for you in your sink. or on your counter.
4. you will. miss. out. on the greatest deal, the final sale, and your last chance to save 20% if you don’t use that coupon to Kohls that expires today. and you will never. ever. get that chance back again.
the truth is ~ those deals run every. single. day. and they are stupid and pointless. and they clog up your inbox. so you need to ‘unsubscribe’.
5. your underwear is crap unless is comes from Victoria’s Secret. in fact all of your hoodies and stretchy pants are also crap if they don’t have the PINK logo slapped on the buttocks.
the truth is ~ victoria’s secret underwear get holes in them too. just the same as undies from target [pronounced ‘tar jay’ en francais] where you can also, btw, find perfectly fluffly $5 clearance hoodies.
whew. i am certainly relieved these 5 lies we believe have been exposed… and i am so thankful that God loves me *and you* regardless of my clean or dirty dishes or underwear choices.
*In the Bible, Matthew 6:25-34 also renounces these lies we can believe:
“Therefore I tell you, do not be anxious about your life, what you will eat or what you will drink, nor about your body, what you will put on {or what kind of underwear you will put on}. Is not life more than food {or dirty dishes in the sink}, and the body more than clothing {or whether or not you have a pair of TOMS}?… verse 27. and which of you by being anxious {or pinning things on Pinterest} can add a single hour to his span of life? And why are you anxious about clothing {or whether or not you will be able to use your 20% off Kohls coupon that expires today}? Consider the lilies of the field, how they grow; they neither toil nor spin, yet I tell you, even Solomon in all his glory was not arrayed like one of these {Kohls customers}… verse 33. but seek first the Kingdom of God and his righteousness, and all these things will be added to you. Therefore do not be anxious about tomorrow, for tomorrow will be anxious for itself. Sufficient for the day is its own trouble {and shopping at Victoria’s Secret can be more trouble than its worth}.” Amen.
*please note {emphasis added by me} these notes are not in the Bible 🙂 but don’t just take my word for it, read it! happy wednesday!